Fergal, a 30-year-old virgin obsessed with cryptocurrency, lives in his parents' cluttered basement, consumed by degen trading and explicit porn. His days revolve around chasing a 2x return on his investments, but despite countless trades, he never breaks even. His life is a cycle of failed trades and temporary gratification, with his parents growing increasingly concerned as he isolates himself. One day, Fergal has an epiphany: launch his own cryptocurrency, $FERGAL, in hopes of finally achieving his dream of financial success—or getting REKT again.